Trans Community Ready To Give Caitlyn Jenner Back
HOLLYWOOD — Activists and members of the transgender community all around the United States appear to have reached consensus that Caitlyn Jenner should be given back.
“The trans community was initially really open and welcoming to Caitlyn Jenner after she came out of the closet,” says one activist. “But she has really squandered any goodwill we ever had for her, supporting transphobic assholes who have been out to destroy us and our families for decades.”
Caitlyn Jenner first came out of the closet as transgender in mid-2015, being the first high profile person to transition publicly since Against Me! frontwoman Laura Jane Grace, who CMB can now confirm the trans community wants to keep and has pledged to guard with their very lives.
After initially receiving a warm response from the LGBT community upon her coming out, Caitlyn Jenner went on a dedicated campaign of making herself into persona non grata within the community.
“First she seemed unsure of gay marriage,” remarked a trans woman who spoke to CMB. “Then she endorsed Ted Cruz? What? Can we just give her back to the cis now? This self-centered bullshit is the last thing we need when people are killing us in the streets and trying to ban us from fucking bathrooms.”
Other members of the trans community seemed to agree completely, all of whom supported just letting Caitlyn identify as cisgender instead of transgender.
“Yeah let them have this fucking trainwreck. We don’t need this. We never needed this. As long as she stops speaking out on trans issues, she’s all theirs. Really. Seriously. Fuck all of this. Good riddance to her.”
CMB would ask Caitlyn Jenner for a response but let’s be honest: we really don’t want to hear from her ignorant ass either.
