Silver Singles Field Guide

Karen Cherry
Cherry Soup
Published in
4 min readSep 30, 2020

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A tongue-in-cheek guide to the weird and wonderful characters of the Over 50s Dating Scene, including the * Hipster Wannabe * Menage-a-trois geriatricus (wha?!)* The Health Freak …. and learn why there are so many profile pictures of men holding fish.

Image by Christian Northe from Pixabay

The career professional

Appearance

Who uses a LinkedIn headshot in their dating profile? This guy!

The career professional’s conversation includes phrases such as “when I was the CEO of Deutsche Bank…”

They can survive days without speaking about anything except the financial markets.

Because they are vulnerable to gold-seekers they have developed protective adaptions, such as having a ready-to-be-signed pre-nuptial agreement on hand at all times.

Habitat

Usually found in the central business district of major cities. They do not relocate easily, preferring to remain close to their old boys/old girls networks.

Hipster wannabe

Appearance

The hipster wannabe’s dating profile pictures show them brewing craft beer in their inner-city terrace or enjoying a farm-to-table brunch at an organic festival.

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Karen Cherry
Cherry Soup

Substack writer. Secret tree hugger. Aussie business owner with >$19K revenue on Substack. Refusing to dumb it down.