When the cows come home!
One day, there was a cow. He wasn’t like other cows because he had hair. But not just any hair, hair like a mid afternoon campfire burning bright under the twilight.
Now this cow, did many things like other cows.. But this cow was just a little bit different. He slept in on Sundays, woke up late on Mondays… And always ate his cereal with no milk… obviously.
On a Monday just before the spring harvest, the cow heard a sound coming from behind the barn. When he went to investigate it. He was greeted with a man with a boombox over his head singing to some random 80’s music.
That was the day the cow knew, that even though he was different. At least he didn’t have a boombox over his head listening to 80s music.