Those guys who explain jokes…

“Why can’t a bicycle stand up? 
 Because it’s two tired!”

Then seconds before you laugh… 
 No sooner had she said the joke than… (This is probably the only time I’ve used this phrase since compositions in primo)

“Get it? You know coz when you have a long day you’re too tired to you can’t stand up. Like when you’ve been hiking. Kwanza mountain climbing. I really want do Mt Kilimanjaro one day. Anyway, a bicycle has two tires and it can’t balance on its own, ofcourse only when you’re riding it, which doesn’t count here coz we are talking about standing up. And when you say it two sounds like too…

Aki you guys are not laughiiing”

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