Mwamisilet: *on phone shouting* Daddiieey, Daddiieey. 
Me: Yes, sema. 
Mwamisilet: *proceeds to sing Happy birthday daddy…. I went to the zoo… and I thought it was you 
Me: *smiling hard* (PS: it’s not my birthday) 
Mwamisilet: I want. Big. Yoghurt

Of course there’s no way I can deny him that.

Me: Goodbye… 
Mwamisilet: See you yater… 
Me: See you later 
Mwamisilet: Love youuuu 
Me: Love you 
Mwamisilet: Goodbye James 
Me: 😮 😮 😮 😮 😮