Jesus as the Prodigal Son
Why he wasn’t at the resurrection
To live as Christ lived
If the goal of being a Christian is to live as Christ lived, what happens when it is revealed that the life Jesus lived wasn’t very christlike?
The Jesus found in Chryptianity is three-quarters fallen angel. He has angelic abilities and he isn’t shy about using them as demonstrated in the various infancy gospels.
Jesus is the embodiment of the prodigal son. He leaves his father and older brother, and he has taken half of his father’s fortune, which is to say, Jesus escapes with his sister/mother Mary.
All the time that Jesus is gone, their father, Simon, tells John about how great Jesus is and that John is not worthy to untie Jesus’ sandals. Finally, Jesus returns and John, the older brother, tries to drown Jesus during that initial Baptism.
Simon revives Jesus and the two of them retreat to the wilderness. Simon explains his plan and the roles he has available for Jesus to play.
Then Jesus goes and meets up with the gang at Simon’s fishing boat operation. Jesus shows what he learned during a floating miracle show and the earnings are huge. Then they play at the temples and use the boats to avoid the growing crowds. The shows were getting huge, lowering…
