King Cyrus Versus 45 Drumpf Balloons

Advanced Christian numerology for non-believers

Timothy James Lambert
Chryptianity Revealed
10 min readOct 19, 2020

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Cyrus the Great and Donald Trump put up their dukes — Image Credit/Credit

Trump as King Cyrus

Trying to convince Christians that they are hypocrites for supporting a flagrant serial adulterer, an ignorant liar, and a conman grifter in Donald Trump is a genuinely hopeless task. One might say that Trump’s Christian supporters have been vaccinated against the obvious contradiction by a theological loophole.

Trump is not a good Christian, nor need he be. Trump is, instead, an instrument of God. God has sent Trump to free American Christians from oppression just as God sent Cyrus the Great to free the Jews from Babylonian captivity.

Say what?

Don’t worry. Once you understand the background, it makes even less sense.

King Cyrus the Who?

Cyrus lived from 600 to 530 BC and founded the Achaemenid Empire, which was the first Persian Empire. Below is a map showing its extent prior to the invasion of the Neo-Babylonian Empire. Cyrus’s invasion of Neo-Babylonia is really the only reason he is of interest to Christians.

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Chryptianity Revealed
Chryptianity Revealed

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Timothy James Lambert
Timothy James Lambert

Written by Timothy James Lambert

Author of The Gnostic Notebook series, stand-up comedian, and Gnostic. Known as the Judas Iscariot of Gnosticism for revealing that which is not to be revealed.