Saint John or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Apocalypse

Confessions of a wannabe cult leader

Timothy James Lambert
Chryptianity Revealed
6 min readNov 17, 2020

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Growing up, I was never much interested in the Bible. We weren’t really a church-going family. As far as I recall, the book that put me on the road that would eventually lead to the Bible was Strange Stories, Amazing Facts from Reader’s Digest Books. Published in 1976, this was a collection of supposedly strange but true stories that (I assume) had been featured in Reader’s Digest magazine over the years.

I was around twelve or so when I became fascinated with the story about Nostradamus and his predictions.

The year 1999, the seventh month,
From the sky shall descend a great King of Terror,
To revive the great King of the East,
Before and after, Mars shall reign for the good cause.
(Century X, Number 72)

I am not sure how the book interpreted the prophecy, but know that World War Three was mentioned. I interpreted it as basically a death sentence for myself. I remember whining to my mother how unfair it was that I was going to die in 1999 when I would only be thirty-three years old. She agreed that it was totally unfair.

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Chryptianity Revealed
Chryptianity Revealed

Published in Chryptianity Revealed

Learn how you can use the texts from the Nag Hammadi library to unlock the Bible’s mysteries. Discover the secrets of Chryptianity!

Timothy James Lambert
Timothy James Lambert

Written by Timothy James Lambert

Author of The Gnostic Notebook series, stand-up comedian, and Gnostic. Known as the Judas Iscariot of Gnosticism for revealing that which is not to be revealed.

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