Running From Process Servers

1.) Always wear a hoodie. Wear two.

2.) Stay overnight in a different motel every night. Pay in cash.

3.) Do not answer your phone.

4.) When you need cash, go to an ATM in another county. The machine gives you the money. Then run.

5.) Never go back to that county.

6.) Move to Los Angeles.

7.) Assume another name.

8.) Sever all connections to other writers.

9.) Steal a new car every day. Only the best. A Rolls Royce is never noticed.

10.) Get off the Medium. Do not under any circumstances pay me a surprise visit. Park in the back under the parachute netting. Bring drugs.