Oscar Food Puns 2018

Getting ready to host that Oscars party?

Worried about making it fun? Here’s a pun-filled menu to spice things up! This way when people talk about your party they will Call You By Your Name!

FRUIT SALLAD HAWKINS
Combine:
*The Shape of Watermelon
*War for the Planet of the GrApes
*Christopher Plum(mer)s
*Strawberry Oldman
*Longans

APPETIZERS
*The Big Mozzarella Sticks, served with red Sauce Baby
*Lemon Curdinand served on The Toast

*[Wonder] [Breadwinner] with [Heaven is a Traffic Jam on the 405].

GARDEN PARTY for those on THE LAST JEDIET (Ingredient List)
Chop up the following using your Knife Skills:
*Romainne J. Israel, Esq. Lettuce
*Phantomato Thread
*Swiss Chardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2
*Denzel Washington Apples
*Roger Pecans
*Sprinkle with Greta Cheese
*Sound Mix with Vinegar and Abdul

MAIN COURSE (From Cheapest to Fanciest)
*The Pizzaster Artist
*Beauty and the Yeast Rolls
*Armie Hammer on Timothée Challahmet
*Get TrOut served with Daniel Kaluyamata Olives
*3 Grilled Swords outside Ebbing, Missouri
*The Greatest Salmon, marinated in All the Honey in the World
*Escargot Robbie

NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
*Hot Cocoa (if it’s cold outside)
*The Shape of [Coco]nut Water (if it’s warm outside)
*LemonBlade Runner 2049 (serve in your Best Pitcher)

MIXED DRINKS (Don’t get Drunkirk!)
*Loving Gincent (make with Gin and Cranb-ear-ry Juice)
*Hugh Jackman & Coke-o
*Willem-imosa (with Jessica Champagne & Florida Project Orange Juice)
*Baby ScrewDrivers (with Florida Project Orange Juice)
*Mudboundslide (with Daniel Kahlua, Irish Cream Liqueur, Kong: Skol Island Vodka)
****You may also wish to use Sidney WolinSkyy* Vodka. He’s the editor of “The Shape of Water”!

BEER
*Star Wars: The Ballast Point Jedi
*Kong: Goose Island

WINE
*Timothee Chardonnay
*Merylot

DESSERTS
*Lady (Bird) Fingers
*Chocolate Barkest Hour with Marshallmallows
*Mississippi Mudbound Pie
*Crumbkirk (Crumb Cake)
*Jordan Almonds with Peeled Oranges

If you end up making any Oscar-themed dishes this March, please send them our way! Happy cooking, watching and Oscar betting!