Civil Politics

Here’s our new theme song

A guide to what 29% of the country must be thinking

Self-care is killing us.

With climate change a hoax and Musk out, why spend $10B on Mars?

And other recent headlines — June 29, 2025

Excerpt from a future history book

Trump cuts funds for sewage treatment plants, tells people to use backyard privies.

Democratic principles die in real time

Anything Else is Trump Derangement Syndrome

Московский агент, управляющий Америкой

Or, to paraphrase Donald Trump*, “Where’s my Stephen Miller?”

A MAGA Primer

The Holiday is the Epitome of DEI

They’re the enemy of the people, duh

What about “Stop Trumpian Foolish Urgency (STFU)?”

A retrospective monologue

Get help now to overcome authoritarian addiction

More Ignorance Is More Strength

Heaven’s economy goes to Hell in a handbasket.

And fear is the point

Nobody invited you here

Has the notion of satire “too soon” evaporated?

Well, that and a dozen other things

Dude, relax. And eat something.