Humor

DNA Test Confirms My Girlfriend Is a Centaur

The discovery of our heritage provided a huge surprise that I should have seen coming.

Sean Kernan
Apr 10 · 4 min read
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My girlfriend and I have often talked about having kids. It’s fun to speculate: What they’d look like, if they’d get her smarts, my sense of humor.