Pigs Sue Dead Wolf’s Family After He Was Boiled Alive By Their Brother
Police are investigating after allegations were made against a wolf, deceased earlier this month in a broil up between himself and three little pigs, for criminal damage to two of the pigs’ houses.
“He huffed and he puffed, and our little houses fell down!” exclaimed Shirley Bacon, whose state of the art house was build out of twigs. “It was a beautiful house that was built to reflect the natural habitat from locally sourced, ecological materials, and now its all gone!”
Shirley’s brother, Curly Bacon, told a similar story, claiming that his house, made of straw for economic reasons, was blown down by the wolf and cost him thousands in repairs. “He stole from me my sense of security and safety. No one wants to feel like their home could crumble around them with a huff of breath.”
These allegations give some clues as to what caused the broil up between the Pigs and 23-year-old ‘Howler’ Bane, who was burnt to death after falling into a boiling cauldron when breaking and entering through the chimney into the house of the Bacons’ brother, Porky Bacon.
Despite the attempt of the emergency services to resuscitate him, Bane died later in hospital from extensive burns and drowning. Bacon, who placed the cauldron in the fireplace when he heard commotion of his roof, is currently standing trial for wolf-slaughter and is facing thirteen years of imprisonment.
Both Shirley and Curly have contacted their lawyers and have announced that they will be suing the victim’s family for criminal damage and breaking and entering. PC Baary Wool says this could make all the difference when it comes to trial: “While we have no doubt that Bacon placed the cauldron with intent to harm, these new allegations make it seem more like self-defence. Bane was clearly fostering a personal vendetta against the Bacon family.”
Bacon, who had heard from Curly and Shirley of the wolfs puffing ways, had applied for a restraining order only days before the incident occurred, and it is believed that if the evidence proves true, Bacon could get off with only nine years’ imprisonment instead of thirteen.
Bane has also been linked to a similar case of breaking and entering, in which Bane’s brother, Wereford, stalked a young girl through the woods and then broke into her grandmother’s house, causing bodily harm to the frail old grandmother and then attempting identity theft when dealing with the girl.
The huntsman who saved the girl and her grandmother will be testifying when the case is taken to court later this month.
