The next big thing: Status updates with no internet!

I’ve tried this new thing. It’s called offline status updates!

> Wait, what’s that?

It’s when you have something (important) to say but you don’t tell it to cyber selves but only those you can see in the eyes.

> You are a crazy man.

I know, I know. But I like being on the forefront of cutting edge stuff.

> I admire you.

I do, too.

Originally published at Coastery.