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My Cyber Monday Brain Fart
It’s Cyber Monday — the day deals rain down in droves.
My fingers twitch with anticipation, prepared to snatch up bargains left and right. But then…a chilling thought halts my clicking finger.
What was I going to buy again?
I wrack my brain, mentally retracing every step I took to prepare for this savings extravaganza.
I mentally scroll through weeks of meticulous deal and product research. I distinctly remember crafting the perfect shopping list in my mind to optimize my Cyber Monday loot.
Yet now, as the minutes tick by, that list has vanished from my memory banks, leaving me listless, lost, and deal-less.
No, I can’t give up now!
I strain harder, determined to resuscitate my vanished list.
50% off Slim TVs! My mind flickers…did I need a new TV? 70% off air fryers! Was that on my list?
The anxiety mounts as each lightning deal slips through my grasping mental fingers. I claw through the recesses of my mind, searching for that elusive list buried deep in my subconscious.
But it remains distressingly out of reach, even as I exert every ounce of mental effort I can…