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The Battle for Thermostat Supremacy — My Losing War Against the Arctic Tundra Within My Home
Each winter, my cozy home transforms into a frigid battleground.
The days grow shorter, the nights grow colder, and suddenly I’m forced to sleep in a winter parka inside my own bedroom. All because of my spouse’s inner polar bear.
You see, while I thrive in a warm, tropical climate, my significant other secretly yearns for the arctic tundra. I awake shivering under a thin sheet, scanning the room for glaciers, only to find my beloved bundled blissfully under a thick down comforter, woolen hat pulled snugly over his ears.
“It’s finally cold enough to sleep!”
he exclaims cheerfully, unaware of my chattering teeth.
And so begins the age-old ritual
I crank up the thermostat, seeking relief from the unwelcome winter wonderland within my home. He stealthily turns it back down during the day, plunging our rooms back into a frosty permafrost. I add blankets to the bed; my sneaky spouse strips them off while I’m not looking.
I even resort to layering sweatpants, socks, and a sweatshirt, nearly suffocating under the covers. Meanwhile, my partner lounges happily in shorts and a t-shirt, immune to the…