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Who Knew High School Could Be So Easy? Just Buy a Diploma From Louisiana!

Becca Brooks
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2 min readDec 2, 2023

As a parent of two, I often worry about my kids’ education.

Would they have the motivation to finish high school? Would all those years of parenting and helping with homework pay off with a hard-earned diploma?

Not anymore!

Thanks to Louisiana’s ingenious new diploma dealers, I can relax knowing my kids’ futures are set. For just $465, these educational trailblazers will print up an official-looking diploma for anyone with cash in hand, no classes or learning required.

Isn’t that amazing?

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Of course, some sticklers question the validity of a purchased degree. They ask,

“What about attending school?”

Well, la di da!

When it’s so easy to fake a diploma, who cares about doing all that work? It’s called innovation — look it up, haters!

So if your teens are whining about getting up for school or finishing assignments, fret no more!

Now you can let them drop out and still provide a rosy future. Let the wet blankets criticize.

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Becca Brooks
Becca Brooks

Written by Becca Brooks

Aspiring writer seeking readers. Will write for food.

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