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At Least No One Died When I Poisoned My Entire Family at a Christmas Party

They will never let me forget!

Photo by Usman Yousaf on Unsplash

I always had to throw parties in my family. I had parties for everything. My parent’s 50th anniversary. My sister’s and brother-in-law’s 25th anniversary.




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Klara Jane Holloway

Klara Jane Holloway

I write about my experiences in life. Some mundane, some sad, some funny, and hopefully none boring! And, I now have top writer status in “Life”.

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