Canadian Comedy Casting Call
Poem: CPR Looks For The Next Greatest Comic Actor
WARNING: The following is a poetic and comedic satire in regards to casting for Canadian comics or actors, for any stand-up comedy, or television or film production, and is not to be construed as a true casting call by “CPR” — “Canadian Phallic Reproductions,” not the Canadian Pacific Railway.
How funny would it be,
If we could cast another like Jim Carrey.
Yeah, it might sound too much for own real good,
Maybe Canadians should drop their axes down upon the wood.
The many famous Canadians the world already knows,
Though lately on the tv, all I see is Brent Butt goin’ on about his woes.
What about Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson?
No; we’re told, he’s not truly a Canadian one!
Brent from his Corner Gas show could be a contender.
We don’t think, nor imply, he’s off on a bender.
Russell Peters we could bring in, as possibly an action guy,
Maybe to compete later against The Rock as Canadian Super Fly.
There is always Gordon Pinsett as one of our last resorts,
Since he’s well established amongst…
