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How to Embarrass Yourself In an Italian Restaurant

Getting lost in translation, but finding unforgettable flavor — a food adventure story

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I’m headed to jail.

That was the thought in my head. We’d lingered for hours in that restaurant, enjoying an extravagant dinner, but now we had no way to pay for…




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