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Laughing All the Way to the Blockchain: A Lighter Look at Cryptocurrency!

Crypto Crumb Snatchers🍪⧦
Coinmonks
Published in
2 min readAug 15, 2023

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“In the world of crypto, we don’t just chase coins; we embrace the future, one block at a time.”

  • Crypto’s rule #1: Always keep your private key private. And your love for memes public!
  • Behind every successful crypto trader is a browser history full of ‘What is Bitcoin?’ searches.
  • Tried to explain crypto to my grandpa. He said, ‘Back in my day, we only mined for gold.’ Well, times sure have changed!
  • When I started with crypto, I thought Proof of Work was just showing up at the office on Mondays.
  • Ever heard of crypto yoga? It’s all about mastering the art of the long HODL.
  • Asked my computer for crypto advice. It just said, ‘Stop mining my business!
  • When life gives you lemons, hope you bought lemonCoin at a low and can sell high!
  • My crypto diet: Buy the dips and watch the gains grow.
  • Wanted to get a rise out of my bread today, so I told it Ethereum’s up.
  • Asked my crypto for some space. It gave…

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Crypto Crumb Snatchers🍪⧦
Coinmonks

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