Sarcasm Saturday #43 — Looking Forward To 2025

I have a draft article where I collect screenshots, and this is where the magic begins. This draft serves as my creative playground — a starting point for when I finally gather enough material to write about a project or protocol. It’s my digital scrapbook, a mix of potential ideas and raw inspiration waiting to take shape.

However, not all screenshots are created equal. Some sit there for months, awkward and out of place, like an ugly duckling that doesn’t quite fit into the story. But, as with all things, their moment eventually comes.

One fine day, I revisit those long-neglected images, dust them off, and breathe new life into them. Sometimes, I transform them into clever commentary or sarcastic takes that add a unique edge to the narrative. It’s a process that turns forgotten fragments into something fresh, funny, and worth sharing.

That “one fine day” has come! I invite you to read an article that will not make much sense, and an amalgamation of topics that will make you question my sanity! Let’s go anon!

Once upon a time I received $HAVA on Cosmos for being a Celestia staker… or a DYM staker! The value was so low that I locked my 2.5 mil tokens for six months and farmed at …. 3932% APR! This kind of percentage should be illegal! Farmed 50 mil $HAVA since then and the value is still…