The Truth About Bitcoin
I Hope You’re Sitting Down For This (*Sigh* Of Course You Are)
Here’s the truth about Bitcoin — I’m smarter than you.
That’s all it comes down to. “Oh, you won’t hire me for your secretive startup? I’m not good enough for your nerds club, that’s basically just a nerds club within a nerds club, within a nerds club, within a nerds club within a nerds club? Fine, I’ll invent my own currency.”
Life is now about having an information edge. It wasn’t always this way. (Used to be! But a long, long, long, long, long, long, long time ago.
Oh, you didn’t know that? Of course you didn’t. Because I’m smarter than you. “I’m smarter than you” = an information edge. That’s it. Don’t let your feelings get so hurt. Don’t get embarrassed about not knowing, ever. That simply means your life is about to get more exciting, while the person who already knew that has to go dig for more things of interest to keep her mind churning.
Information. I have it, you don’t. Most who don’t have it, know they don’t have it. Many who don’t have it, pretend they DO have it (Trump). Those of us who really do have it? Sadly, we were told we were dumb for so long in our lives that we started to believe it. Until we noticed, “Hey, I’m actually right about everything that matters (for example, ‘Bitcoin is a clever as fuck pyramid scheme’ was my claim to anyone within earshot, they didn’t know I bought BTC in 2015 and “on paper” [which I know from my Wall Street days is just salespeople bullshit, “on paper” is used to give their clients mental erections, sadly it spread to society, lesser rappers use it all the time, remember MTV Cribs?…])
The Bitcoin story is so impressively absurd, I stand the sole human being who can explain it. No joke. Please express every last doubt you have in the form of lovingly-worded pure truth inquiries, aka “great questions”. Every great question you ask will be its own article. You will then be a part of history — the greatest piece of software ever written. Google in .zip file form (that exists, but not in .zip form, RedBean2: https://justine.lol/redbean2/ ping me if you want to learn more)
Oh but these are bold claims no human can back up.
Well, that —
We’ll get to that. Eventually.
Here is Truth Dropping #1:
Nerds use a term “inflection point.” Top Nerd Jock Malcolm Gladwell borrowed the idea from… oh yeah no one owns anything, that’s right, patents are inherently racist we’ll get to all this, chilllllllll.
Malcolm Gladwell went with Tipping Point. He simply “dumbed down” the information nucleus of “inflection point” into a catchier phrase and his life has been surreal ever since. There’s enough surreal to go around and I want to share it with every mutherfuckinglastoneof you.
Inflection points, tipping points, oh shit points, oh my god.
Stick with me here, I do promise it eventually pays off in language any child can understand (the most information poor among us, this is the technique M Knight Smamalaman uses) and in taking this indirect approach to The Truth I prove the case to you, so you need to walk this path with me. I’ll tighten up the signal/wording to make it more enjoyable. Here goes:
People comprise societies. Some question whether societies are even “a thing” (what they mean is “real” but dare ask an adult in a position of power to define “real” and watch with joy as you see the truth of our existence.)
Inflection points are not good or bad (until we choose to make them one or the other) they are simply powerful, usually shocking.
Our society is at an inflection point. Where we go from here is up to us.
Bitcoin was always, “We are smarter than the government, since those are just regular people, not the chosen few information geniuses we’ve been told we were from our insanely (operative word) privileged parents, the most selfish generation alive; The Greatest Generation was followed by The Most Selfish Generation because we were so sick of hearing The Greatest Generation talk about themselves all the time, “You gave your first blowjob? That’s nothing, back in the war when I was trapped…” blah blah blahbahdee blah.)
Econ Assholes discovered that the greatest myth was Capitalism. Their missions became to reauthor parts of the myth in directions they believed “Good.” The only true Good is the Truth, regardless of the consequences. That is a fact of the universe that we WILL harness for the benefit of all society.
But the Econ Assholes, professors, professionals, young republicans — they all saw opportunity in the malleability of “money”, the concept. It was a lot harder for young nerds to fuck with money back when it was actually gold behind the scenes. So what do those smart young econ nerds, like Roger Stone, do? They convince/hypnotize/manipulate Nixon into cutting ties between money and gold. They fucked with the very fundamental properties of our society itself.
Bitcoin was in response to the Lunatic Prick Tricky Dick’s actions.
Bitcoin is a prank. Bitcoin is a heist. Whatever dozen true statements I could make about it, know this — we lifted BILLIONS out of the real economy right under your noses. We put it into LLCs that then used a series of loopholes to basically pay no taxes on this, yes, since hedgefunds were allowed to write the rules and make sure the newest, most speculative, risky, and there for LUCRATIVE bets get special treatment so they stay richest.
I had a point to make, but let me know if you have questions.
The revolution will not be televised. It’ll be Tweeted and on Medium. And led by me, Neddy Mother Fucking Bly. Sharpen your love arrows and polish your knowledge bombs, it’s fucking war.
We’re coming for you greedy dipshits.
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