Top 10 Cryptos to Buy on Coinbase in August 2023 (The Abridged Version)

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But at least now I can add more commentary as a caption, so . . . bonus, I guess?

CAN’T TALK NOW SON, CRYPTO TWITTER NEEDS ME

It really is starting to get pretty hard to get to 10, honestly.

Not if you know what’s good for you in Washington.

Assuming the entire U.S. financial infrastructure doesn’t collapse by then, the chances of which are not zero.

Inexplicably, I forgot to GIF this.

That’s better. IANAL, but I have watched IASIP.

“Game-changer” might be too weak a word.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

I tend to be more cursey on Twitter. Apologies for that and some of the other shit I’ll tweet out later.

Thanks for making me eat shit, guys.

When I said MKR was “crazy-undervalued,” it was in a caption. So be sure to read all of these — sometimes there’s gold in here amongst all the snark.

I didn’t think “blockchain without crypto” was even possible or desirable.

If you pay attention, you can see she’s saying “IT IS COMPLETELY F*CKING ABOUT TIME,” but according to my English either is acceptable.

If you didn’t see what I did there, your pattern recognition skills are garbj.

Seriously, if Elon wants to be “X” so bad, he should buy U.S. Steel.

I’m beginning to think the ideal portfolio is about 70% Bitcoin, 15% XRP, 10% LINK, 4% ETH and 1% DOGE.

Congratulations on surviving another month of me blathering on like I know a goddamn thing.

Follow me on Twitt — um, X now, I guess. Get in the game. And as always,

Please hang on to something.