Collected Conversations

Good morning. I’m sorry? I said, good morning. Oh, good morning.

Hi. How you doin’? Umm. Let me think. Pretty good, actually.

I like Coltrane. Yeah, me too. I like some of the guys he played with a lot, like McCoy Tyner and how he uses the piano — sometimes it…

Hello? Can I speak to ________? This is him. __________, this is ___________.

Jim got arrested last night — grand theft and possession of a controlled substance.

I was gonna wash my car yesterday, but I was just running all day.

Hi, You guys wouldn’t have any extras, would you? What?

When I was a boy, about eight years old, my mother called over to the house I was at and asked if I was there.

There is no hope for the future of this country. No frickin’ hope.