No bad days in sight

I set off fireworks in my boss’ office to congratulate him on his birthday.

I had a session with my psychiatrist and declared him paranoid.

Shredded all my bills. Threw my iPhone from the top of the Eiffel Tower. Went to Japan, drank sake for breakfast and ate dolphin for lunch.

The authorities are looking for me, but I couldn’t care less.

Went skinny dipping together with the penguins at the zoo. Rode the roller coasters of Neverland and took Madonna to a dinner party that lasted four days.

People say I’m crazy, but you should know better than them.