Marvel Introduces New Supervillain ‘Unarmed Black Teenager’

NEW YORK, NY — Executives at Marvel Comics announced today that in the upcoming issue of its Avengers series, fans will be introduced to a new supervillain called the Unarmed Black Teenager. “We are very excited to release our most diabolical villain yet,” said Axel Alonso, the publisher’s Editor-in-Chief, adding that the team of Ironman, Thor, Captain America, and The Hulk will face their greatest challenge with the evil genius. Inside sources confirmed that the villain’s superpowers will include being able to confuse huge masses of police officers, become camouflaged beneath hoodies and baggy pants, and appear to have an arsenal of weapons maybe. Sources added that similar to Marvel’s Multiple Man, Unarmed Black Teenager will be able to multiply himself to cover more ground, and while his numerous forms will not be exactly identical, to armed forces they will all kind of look alike. “We can already tell that this villain is one with real staying power.” Final reports show that a movie starring Unarmed Black Teenager is already underway, but no one has auditioned for the part.