Essays, lists, rants, bits, gags, toots.
And guess what: it’s all your fault
Which is more plausible?
Your order left fifteen minutes ago, in a sense.
These things happen.
An online biologist makes a shocking discovery.
In a rare bout of coordinated lucidity from an industry known for making even its most loyal customers question the existence of God or…
The Procrastinator’s Guide to Hey, Good Will Hunting’s on.
Something of this size demands comparisons that use “like” or “as.”
Step #1: Leave. Chart a flight to the library.
Follow these rules to escape a devastating submission.
Diligent Ratcatcher Wanted
Or, Missed Confections
People will be people, regardless of vehicle
Not like for a charity fundraiser or anything; this is just the one where I complain about my job.
Memories & Conversations: Part 1
Or, being an unapolgetic Pearl Jam fan
Or, The Death Of The American Video Clerk: The Modern Day John Henry Versus The Redbox Rental Steam Engine
Bees kill and mosquitos make dinosaurs
7 recipes we desperately need in 2014
A Christmas Letter
Two weeks ago New Jersey became the 14th state to legalize gay marriage.
The writer of “The Social Network” presents a pivotal moment in VIP history.
Or, If It Bleeds We Can Kill It
With Apologies to Eudora Welty
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