Two and a Half Stars!!!

Nick Thomas
Comedy Underground
Published in
2 min readJun 13, 2017

Jerry B writes:

This is a great product. It does all the tasks a product like this should do and it does them efficiently and without any noticeable problems. Also, this product is easy to use and does not require much if any assembly. In the amount of time that has passed since I started using this product, it has not broken or malfunctioned a single time. It arrived quickly in the mail despite the fact that I chose not to pay extra for rapid delivery. I am extremely pleased with this product and would recommend it to anyone seeking a product that is meant to perform the tasks that this product is designed to perform. These are the reasons I am giving it five stars which is a perfect score in the context of this website’s scoring system.

Jessica T writes:

This product falls terribly short of performing even adequately the tasks which it is meant to perform. It breaks constantly under little to no duress. At times, a light touch is enough to cause this product to malfunction and/or fall apart completely. To make matters worse, the seller of this product took eighteen weeks to get back to me when I wrote to voice my complaints and the response I finally did receive simply read: “I am an old lady living on a farm in Slovenia. I don’t know what you’re talking about or what the product you’re referring to is. It is my belief that you have written to me in error.” On top of all of this, the product emits a disturbing and curious odor, akin to the smell that emanates from my friend Colin’s hallway closet. The only reason I give this product a single star is the fact that I like the color.

Cindy V writes:

This product is completely fine and totally adequate and in no way distinguishes itself via superior performance nor does it stand out for any discernible inadequacies. It smells ok. Three stars is my review.

Harry Lee writes:

DO NOT BUY THIS PRODUCT IT KILLED MY MOTHER!!! ZERO STARS!!!

Barry B Givens writes:

I’m pretty happy with this product. Yes, it did kill my mother but I also didn’t realize it came with a USB input so that was a pleasant surprise! I give it four stars.

Larry writes:

Color could be better. The smell grows on you. Contrary to what others have described, it has no USB capability. Two and a half stars.

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