Breaking: News Alert Received That Was Not About Trump

Various reports have now confirmed that a news article was in fact written today and published that did not reference or mention the President of the United States, Donald Trump, his embattled staff, James Comey or the investigation into possible collision between the Trump Campaign and Russia, something that this publication has failed to replicate.

Analysts familiar with the matter remain unsure what this means. “It’s as if there is a world outside the White House” one industry expert overheard saying.

“It’s as if Twitter is down,” said a prominent news anchor in response. “And we’re completely left in a vacuum without access to the Trump Administration or what is exactly on President Trump’s mind right now.”