Product Manager Jokes, Volume 1
Here are some great product manager jokes, if you’re ever in a situation where you need to make fun of product managers, which, let’s face it, is most of the time.
What do you call an engineer who’s not meeting expectations?
A product manager
What does a Jeopardy loser and product manager have in common?
They both ask a lot of stupid questions
What’s the best way to pay a product manager?
American Express. They love taking credit for things.
What happened to the product manager who could only write 3 lines of code?
He got promoted.
What’s the technical term for a Director of Product Management?
An entry-level engineer
Did you hear about the Product Management International Goodwill Program?
It’s called presentations without borders
What’s the difference between a product manager and a puppy?
Someone cries when you kill a puppy
That one was a little dark.
What’s the hardest part of being a product manager?
Explaining what you do to your parents
What did the PM do to get back as his nemesis engineer?
What does a Copper mine and a drunk PM have in common?
They both eventually start to make cents
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