YOU’VE BEEN ALGORITHMED

Some Articles About AIs Are Written By AIs

I feel like a dog chasing its power cord

Amy Sea
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3 min readMay 11, 2024

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a robot behind a curtain with the words “The AI behind the curtain is coming to an article near you” with floating pages in the background
Canva adapted by Amy Sea

I was reading an article on Medium this morning. The writing felt like it was written by an AI. It was disjointed, overly fact-filled, entirely without transitions.

I am aware not everyone writes creatively or poetically. Human writers express ideas differently. We’re typefaced snowflakes with organs, triggers, and a variety of life experiences.

If everyone were always wandering around writing pastoral prose, I’d stick in my earbuds and turn on Netflix. So annoying. Sometimes I like to mix in stupid with inspiring.

Some humans, even novelists, write robotically and that’s fine — but the article I read this morning did not seem remotely human. It had to be an AI, those pesky binary monsters who are invading the internet and stealing our jobs.

I did what any Junior A.I. detective would do. I put the AI/writer's name in the Google search box.

I asked Google, Is “NAME OF AUTHOR” an AI?

I’m not telling you their name because I was once accused of being an AI and I took it very personally. I didn’t but I could have — because I’m an AI and we don’t have feelings.

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Amy Sea
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100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.