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Earthbound

Don’t Fly off the Deck

Crazy necessary thoughts

by K. Gerontis is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

This morning I imagined tripping off my second story deck when I walked out to water my plants. I thought, What if my neighbor’s down there with her new baby pug and she sees me fly off my deck? That would suck for her.

But what if I landed on my feet? What would she say then? Wow, that was lucky. How did you do

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