The Truth Revealed

How Detective Rosa Diaz’s Superpowers Made New York City Safe for Women

At last, the real story behind the end of Detective Diaz and Brooklyn Nine-Nine

J. F. Shumate, Reformed Know-It-All
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Brooklyn Nine Nine ran for 8 seasons. Why it was stopped was unknown until I revealed the real reason in this article. The Broolyn Bridge is shown in the photo
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Most viewers were disappointed by the scripted ending of Brooklyn Nine-Nine. For the first time, in this exclusive Medium article, we reveal what happened to end the show.

Detective Rosa Diaz

Detective Rosa Diaz is hot. So very hot.

Dressed in all black with tight black jeans, a black blouse, a black leather jacket, and her long, black curly hair, she steams up the room. Everyone thinks that beneath her hard exterior must be a sweet, loving girl.

Nope.

Under that carapace, is the savior of women in New York City. Rosa is a shapeshifter, capable of becoming any person or animal. She has the combined powers, and looks, of Mystique and Rogue with a dash of Wolverine.

Face it. No normal woman could be as hot as Rosa Diaz. Therefore, she had to be a shapeshifter.

Shapeshifter Rosa Hunts Scum-sucking Men

Unknown to the other detectives, at night, Rosa transforms into a sexy 20-something woman. She attracts deranged men who are bent on hurting women. Like a blossom to bees, once she lures her victim, she shifts to a wolverine-like appearance. She extracts a confession from her captive, using horrific techniques. Satisfied she knows the names of all the women victimized, she slashes his throat. Sometimes she uses her wolverine-like claws and other times an axe.

Rosa locks in the names of the victims and quickly locates them. Shape-shifting into a middle-aged, social worker, Rosa comes to the aid of these women, helping them regain their pride and restoring their life. When shape shifting, her memory of these women returns and she spends evenings supporting them, starting a therapy group.

She calls the group, “Women Against Scum-sucking Pervs,” WASP for short. Like wasps, Rosa wants her women to carry a “stinger.” It might be a knife, a hat pin, or an axe but something to defend themselves.

Detective Diaz Takes The Case

Meanwhile, Detective Diaz pursues the killer or killers. Her superpowers, blocked out by her return to human form, allow her to be Detective Diaz full-time.

Witnesses, men and women, recall a sexy 20-something woman before the crime, but can’t remember seeing her afterward. Their descriptions vary from blonde to brunette, tall to short, and Caucasian to Asian.

The descriptions of the killer animal vary so much the police struggle to profile it. The Wildlife Conservation Society can’t identify the specific type of animal, nor if any such animal has ever escaped.

Then there’s the axe.

The murders with an axe convince Diaz it’s a woman killer. After all, what kind of woman doesn’t own an axe?

Diaz figures it must be a gang of young women, a different one luring the victims each time. The killing is done while wearing an animal costume, probably by a second woman doing the torture and perhaps a third doing the killing. But there are no clues to gather, no leads to follow.

Diaz was stumped. The department tells her to move on to another case.

WASP Protects All Women

Over the next eight years, Rosa’s shapeshifting social worker form built the WASP organization so large it exceeded AA. As the organization grew, members became militant about defending women. Using Neighborhood Watch as their format, the WASP women began patrolling bars, nightclubs, and places frequented by men at night, often where attacks had occurred.

At Rosa’s suggestion, they started using sexy 20-something women to lure women-hating men. Some members were aggressive in handling potential abusers, but most preferred exposing the men on social media much as if they were pedophiles. It made it difficult for these men to go anywhere, hold jobs, and have relationships.

WASP had effectively made New York City safe for all women. Her organization was so effective at neutralizing potentially violent men, that Rosa stopped using her superpower persona to clean up the city.

The End of Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Conflict was building in Rosa’s being, causing her difficulty being in her Detective Diaz form. Detective Diaz then resigned from the NYPD, much to the disappointment of her partners, letting them know she was retiring to Argentina.

The next day, Rosa the VA founder gave her first media interview.

Detective Diaz had disappeared.

And that is the REAL reason why Brooklyn Nine-Nine stopped production.

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J. F. Shumate, Reformed Know-It-All
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I see why writers drink. Writing humor is much harder than being a funny guy. Lacking a commonality with readers means some will smile and some won't.