ANOTHER UNSOLVED MYSTERY

How I Exorcised An Evil Spirit From My Hairdresser

I mean that literally

Patrick Metzger
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6 min readSep 9, 2024

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If you’ve read many of my stories, you’ll know I have a keen — some might say unhealthy —interest in the metaphysical, or weird, or paranormal, or whatever you want to call it.

The paranormal, however, is less interested in me — and my personal paranormal experiences are few and unconvincing.

Nevertheless, I’ll tell you about how I (and others) may or may not have saved a young woman from demonic infestation, and you can decide if you think it was a spirit or a figment of an overindulged imagination.

Some years back, I used to get my hair cut at a fancy salon near my downtown office. As with all my grooming decisions, the choice was based on proximity and indifference rather than competence but it proved fortuitous.

I began to be regularly styled by a young woman named Scarlett. Our haircut conversation was of the “Busy day at work?” variety, but still more interesting than it had been with my previous barber, a shrivelled, heavily accented Italian man who’d been cutting hair since Julius Caesar was an infant and may have been talking about sports.

I could never tell.

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Patrick Metzger
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