Humans are Interesting

Nobody Knows What Day It Is

The man who knew it was Tuesday

Photo by Obi Onyeador on Unsplash

Dear Friend who I talked to earlier on the phone,

I’m sorry I told you it was Wednesday when you asked what day it was. It’s actually Tuesday. I wasn’t trying to lie to you. I didn’t feel like asking Alexa what day it was. She’s really irritating me lately and I thought, “I…