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Humans are Interesting

Nobody Knows What Day It Is

The man who knew it was Tuesday

Dear Friend who I talked to earlier on the phone,

I’m sorry I told you it was Wednesday when you asked what day it was. It’s actually Tuesday. I wasn’t trying to lie to you. I didn’t feel like asking Alexa what day it was. She’s really irritating me lately and I thought, “I

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Amy Sea

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.