“Your fiat means nothing, the future is crypto.” — Crypto bros will tell you to stop using fiat due to inflation, then advise you to buy a meme token that fluctuates by 40% in a day. And they believe the nonsense that comes out of their mouths because Forex_shark told them some financial words or some crypto whizz on…

Sometimes swinging your billionaire dick around backfires — After some back and forth Elon finally took over Twitter. With a price tag of $44 billion, even Elon was having trouble finding the funds. Using his own money (that sounds stupid to us less wealthy people) he forked out almost half the cost. But to come up with the…

Then burns it all — This week a hacker exploited a lending agreement on the crypto platform BlockSec. They managed to manipulate the system to triple their crypto rewards. But the hacker must have got too excited or hates the crypto world and wants to create chaos. …

One step forward for Elon, one giant leap backwards for free speech — “Free speech is the bedrock of a functioning democracy. And Twitter is the digital town square where matters vital to the future of humanity are debated.” The words of Elon Musk echoed around the globe, as hundreds of hashtags started trending. What does this mean for free speech, and what…

“They’re not going to listen to Vanguard, but they will listen to my t-ts!” — Who would have thought that a pornstar would be giving financial advice? In a new adult film called Tax Day, adult superstar Cherie DeVille bangs some sense into a clueless “investor” that keep blowing his hard earned cash on crypto and NFTs. She says that; “Men are basically pussy-blind to…

You’re too late. Here are 3 reasons why: — Bitcoin has gained serious popularity since the dawn of the pandemic. Crypto bros have been popping up right and left, giving terrible investment advice #Bitcoin2themoon. It’s troubling to hear. When everyone from your brother to the milkman start giving investment advice, it’s time to ignore the crowd. They say “Buy…

A Ponzi scheme for the masses — Drip gives insane rewards!! Which is great for a token that does… nothing. The only thing keeping DRIP alive is the tax system and the idiots who “invest” their life savings. The more new people who enter the system, the longer the scheme flourishes. …

There’s only 2 million left to mine. — But why does that matter? Like gold Bitcoin has a limited supply. It was coded with a hard cap of 21 million coins. Meaning that over 90% of all Bitcoins are currently in circulation. Leaving us with a critical question. What will happen when the final coin is mined? Which…

These crypto bros disappeared with $3.6 Billion — In 2021 a pair of South African brothers vanished with $3.6 billion worth of Bitcoin from their investment platform. The image below shows just one of the addresses used by the Cajees. Showing that 75,459 bitcoin, worth $2.4-billion (R36-billion) were deposited into the address and subsequently withdrawn in 1,292 transactions.