Become the Best Web Developer You Can Be in 1 Simple Step
It’s so easy.
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2 min readSep 24, 2013
All you need to do to become the best web developer — 11x, even — is to follow this scientifically tested set of instructions. Actually, scientists have simplified it to one instruction only:
- Know everything about the following things:
- web development
- typing
- internet
- microsoft
- content management systems
- cms
- 1337 speek
- html
- c.s.s.
- jquery
- javascript
- mootools
- ember
- angular
- math
- backbone
- p.h.p.
- vim
- vi
- v
- notepad++
- responsive images
- responsive web design
- responsive design
- being a ninja and/or a rockstar
- i.r.c.
- aria
- rest
- notepad
- emacs
- megabytes
- gigabytes
- jigawatts
- illuminati
- a.o.l. instant messenger
- syntax highlighting
- w3schools
- user agents
- paypal
- standards
- mysql
- nosql
- byesql
- photography
- fine art
- electronic mail aka e-mail aka email
- google adsense
- prototypal inheritance
- the gang of four
- the band “gang of four”
- the fold
- captcha
- media queries
- standards
- design patterns
- flat design
- bumpy design
- graceful degradation
- progressive enhancement
- natural language processing (using jquery)
- skeumorphism
- edgeconf
- coffee
- beer
- free as in beer
- coffee as in beer
- open source
- ajax
- ftp
- standards
- api
- drupal
- wordpress
- joomla (lol)
- visual basic
- basic
- less
- sass
- heroku
- aws
- cobol
- haskell
- django
- go
- bootstrap
- blogging
- github
- bounce rates
- git
- cvs (the pharmacy)
- node
- browsers (all of them)
- java
- python
- guestbooks
- regex
- json
- ruby
- mark zuckerberg
- rails
- netmag
- coffeescript
- apache
- expression engine
- codeigniter
- mozzarella firefox
- zend
- mvc
- mvp
- and most importantly: seo aka google juice
In no time, you will be a great web developer, congratulations on all the monies and honies coming your way!
Mark Zuckerberg is an 11x web developer and Editor of netmag with a h34rt of g01d.
