You Are CORGI-ALLY Invited to the Biggest Tech Event of the Year

there’s going to be so much to blog about the morning after

DO YOU LIKE TECHNOLOGIES?

ARE YOU AN ENTREPRENEUR OR SOMEONE WHO KEEPS MISSPELLING THAT WORD (LOL LIKE ME)

PARADIGMSHIFTGAMECHANGING STUDIOS IS THROWING A HUGE HALLOWEEN PARTY AND IT’LL HAVE EVERYTHING

1.) DRINKS LIKE WATER AND ORANGE JUICES (NO PULP)

“for the millionth time, sir, I said there is no pulp in the juices”

2.) CORGIS IN DRESSES SERVING THE AFOREMENTIONED WATER AND PULP-FREE JUICES

3.) BOBBING FOR SEO APPLES, WHERE APPLES ARE ACTUALLY BUSINESS CARDS

4.) AN INFLATABLE BOXING RING WHERE PEOPLE WHO USE DIFFERENT JAVASCRIPT FRAMEWORKS CAN REALLY SHOW OFF THEIR SKILLS VIA PUNCHING.JS AND LOOKINGRIDICULOUSWHILEBOUNCINGAROUND.JS

5.) SO MUCH MORE!

PARTY IS FREE TO ALL PEOPLE WHO LIKE TECH AND YOU HAVE TO PROVE YOU LIKE TECH BY GIVING THE BOUNCER 2 BEEFS YOU HAVE WITH IOS7. SEE YOU NERDS THERE!

(hey jenn, before you send this out to the mailing list, can you make sure that it looks really cool and web 2.0, like emboss the images or add a starry background, it should be pretty straight-forward and easy to do. thanks, you’re the best!)