How to be BALD?

He furiously looked at the shampoo he hold in his hand. The water flowed through his shoulders to the floor. Jack, a biology major student currently studying in the University of Southern California, was taking a shower. While standing in the bathroom and taking shower with the new shampoo he just bought, Jack felt his heart was filled with the anger he had never felt before.

No, it was not because he just failed his writing 340. (Even though it was freaking hard) And no, it was not because he just got dumped by his girlfriend. (If there was even a girlfriend to start with.)

The reason was, he just got bald.

YES, you were right. B.A.L.D. Bald.

At the most beautiful, shining, energetic and golden age of life, which was 19 years old, the only shining thing that Jack had was his bald head. Though the shampoo holding in his head used the capitals: “SAVING YOUR HAIR WHILE YOU CAN.” to promote itself, the reality was, Jack just lost his last portion of hair due to the utilization of the product. Just when he was thinking of logging into his Amazon account, and left an extremely ugly comment on the product page, he heard his phone ringing outside.. He quickly finished his shower in the fear of losing the important phone call he had been waiting. However, once he stepped foot outside the shower, he suddenly felt a severe pain from his back and soreness from his knee. All of the sudden, he heard a ringing in his ears. The next thing he knew, he slipped and hit his head in the bathroom.

Before the darkness took away his vision, Jack secretly wished he would never wake up.

With the diligent Jack finally releases the skeleton head in his head and throws it at me, I finally, bravely, finish my story.

So, what is it so important for me to finish this story? Why I rather suffer from having skeleton head on my head than keeping my mouth shut?

Because, from the point of view of Chinese medicine, this is exactly what will happen when you deplete your sperm and hurt your kidney.

According to Chinese medicine, sperm is the essence of kidney, which means that as long as the storage of sperm is full and safe, then the kidney will be fine. In addition, the back (the area around waist) is the home of you kidney and bones are controlled by kidney. Therefore, both back pain and knee pain are caused by the weakness of the kidney as well.

Thus, masturbation is not only a way to release your sexual energy. According to Chinese medicine, it is a way to release a valuable essence of your health.

Next time, when you think of masturbation, please think of what Jack has went through (yes, Jack, now you do not have anything in your hands anymore) and carefully value if it is worthy or not.