Let’s Keep This High Level

“Let’s keep this high level”

How to Use It:
Make this suggestion when you’re utterly unprepared for a meeting and have a strong inclination that your counterparts are equally unprepared. That way, no one looks like an idiot even though everyone is an idiot.

You: Alright, I think we have a quorum, let’s get started. Given the scope and complexity of Project Veneer, let’s keep this meeting high level and take any specific or actionable discussions offline. 
Quorum: [Collectively suppressed smiles and muffled sighs of relief]

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