How to Use It:
Doing a million small things that add up to nothing.

Mentor: The key to success in this job is rigorous multi-tasking. You’re not going to get sh*t done, but boy will you look busy and that’s what we care about here.
Analyst: Sorry, what’d you say? I was checking my email.
Mentor: [Sheds tear] They learn so fast.

Hat tip to Steve S.

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