How to Blow a Unicorn

For lasting love

My new love by the pool. Photo by author

The warm summer breeze came from the west, as well as from Seals and Crofts, as the yacht rock played softly on the radio. With my lungs and heart full, and my mouth on her hole, I forced my air into her. I could feel her swell with every breath. Her legs became stiff. Her bosom swelled. Her horn became erect. There was no turning back now.