I Wrote My First Will At Four Years Old
I actually dictated it, but that’s not the point

It was staring at me — big, black, and ugly. For years, it was just there, attached, clinging to me like a parasite that lasted long after an international trip. I did what I could to put it out of my mind, but nothing helped. So, I killed it.
“That’s it? Seven dollars? That’s…