My Wife Killed Me!

…if you are reading these words.

This is not my wife — Photo by Fernando Aguilar on Unsplash

My wife said, “The book I’m reading reminded me of you because the main character is an unsuccessful writer.”

“Ouch,” I said as I looked down and reconsidered all my life’s decisions.

She recovered well, “oh, stop that. I mean, you know how you always say writers love to write novels about struggling writers and how no one…