Toilet Seat Politics

Solving a long-standing relationship debate

Photo by Jasmin Sessler on Unsplash

My wife gets upset when I miss the toilet.

She doesn’t understand is not like I have a sniper rifle.

If anything my stream comes out more like a water hose nozzle sprayer. Sometimes the stream is strong and I can use the jet setting. But most of the time, the setting is on shower, or more likely, on…