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Photo Geek — An Awkward Blurry Picture is Worth 1,000+ Words

I’ll never be a model. Trust me, you’ll see why in a sec.

Me as a blurry pimply teenage Hugh Hefner wannabe with either a blurry fly or a blurry tumor on my chest. Another example of my inability to appear pleased and/or normal in a picture.

For a variety of reasons that will be obvious shortly, I’ll never be a model.

Quite the contrary, the number of pictures that exist where I look even semi-human, can be counted on the fingers of one hand.

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

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