I blinked as I looked at the webpage again.
How is that possible? Have I been living my life wrongly all these years? Are all these points on the listicle actually true?
It is absolutely amazing that I am even alive today, considering that everything I have been doing is wrong! Well, at least according to the listicle. How have I survived all these years?!
Well, I am going to invest some time and apply step 1 through 5! I am so going to hack my life! There is going to be so much positive changes to my life! I am so not going to lead a problematic life —
What is this? Have I been reading the previous listicle wrong all this time? Are all these points on the other listicle actually more accurate?
All right, let’s follow this one instead! First —
MAYBE I SHOULD EXPERIENCE LIFE MYSELF!