Lies

Image from Today’s Parents
  1. I guess I better start early on that 20-page assignment.
  2. I’m going to quit ice-cream!
  3. I have no idea what you are talking about.
  4. One last episode before I go to sleep.
  5. No, I don’t need any more books. Just browsing in the shop.
  6. I was just walking past the shoe store and this pair caught my eyes.
  7. Me too! I love going to parties and meeting new people!
  8. Yup, I see what you did there.
  9. Fine, I’ll listen to you and do it next time!
  10. What? Did that really happen?
  11. Huh? What? Oh…yea…haha!
  12. Nah, I don’t need the new one. The old one works just fine…I think…
  13. No, it wasn’t me! I didn’t do it!
  14. OK. I’ll do washing later.
  15. Should have started on that assignment earlier!
AS DOCUMENTED IN MY LIFE SO FAR!