La ballata dei Gesù di cioccolata — CS S03 E18

Don’t go to church on Sunday,

don’t get on my knees to pray.

Don’t memorize the books of the Bible.

I got my own special way.

Bit I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more.

I fall on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee’s candy store.

Well it’s got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
to keep me satisfied.

Well I don’t want no Anna Zabba
Don’t want no Almond Joy
There ain’t nothing better
suitable for this boy.

Well it’s the only thing that can pick me up.
Better than a cup of gold.
See, only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul.

When the weather gets rough
And it’s whiskey in the shade
It’s best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane.

He flows like the big muddy
But that’s ok.
Pour him over ice cream
for a nice parfait.